快走! Weiter!
你们听到了吗 犹太人? Do you hear that, Jews?
这是王者的音乐! It's the music of kings!
是瓦格纳的!是德意志帝国的! Of Wagner! Of the Reich!
快走 Weiter, weiter.
太美妙了 Wonderful.
机不可失 It's now or never...
一、二、三! One... Two... Three!
别奏犹太音乐了! Stop the Jew music!
别奏这该死的犹太音乐了! Stop the damned Jew music!
你们听见我说的没? You hear me?
你们没听见我说的? Didn't you hear me?
我说什么了? What did I say?
别奏了! Stop!
够了! Enough!
快别奏了! Stop it!
你们怎么回事啊? What is wrong with you?
你们全都想死吗? Do you all want to die?
别奏了! Stop!
够了! Enough!
别奏了! Stop!
以色列民歌《大家一起欢乐吧》 ♪ Hava nagila ♪
- ♪ Hava ♪ - Stop!
- ♪ Nagila ♪ - Stop!
♪ Hava nagila, hava... ♪
好了… Well...
这是怎么回事? What is it?
继续啊! Go on!
够了! Enough!
继续走啊 March on...
快点! Immediately!
继续走! Go on!
快走! Weiter, weiter!
纳粹捕猎者
第二天 上帝创造了 And on the Second Day, God created...
捕猎者 The Hunters.
-来吧 我们走 -梅耶… - Come on, let's go. - Meyer...
-又有另一堆搜索得来的文件 -没想到我们开的是幼儿园呢 - Another sweep of files. - Didn't realize we were
太好了 又有一个我不认识的孩子 running a kindergarten.
也许我们能在里希特这里 找到些什么呢 There may be something in Richter's things here, if we dig.
我们开始行动吧 So let's dive in.
老奥啊 我可不会冒着进监狱的险 Mr. O, I'm not risking
仅仅因为你对露丝的外孙有怜悯之心 going to jail 'cause you got a soft spot for Ruth's grandkid.
要我干这事 你给我付的钱可不够 Now, you're not paying me enough for this shit.
你可是他唯一付了钱的人啊 亲 Oh, you're the only one he's paying at all, dearie.
我们中的一些人有责任在身 Some of us got responsibilities.
梅耶 露丝…愿她的记忆长存 Meyer, Ruthie... Zikhronah livrakha...
她想让那孩子远离这一切 拜托了 -没错 Wanted the boy kept from this place. - That's right.
-他注定要在这里的 -不是的 - He is meant to be here. - No, he is not.
-他是 -她不想这样的 - Yes, he is. You're gonna come at me for my kid?
-他们要来抓我的孩子了? But she didn't want this.
-给点信任吧 你会看到的 -我跟比利弗里德金有一笔交易 Trust me. Trust and you'll see.
罗曼波兰斯基…
我要参加阿里麦格劳的花园派对 好吧? ♪ ♪
-谁是卡尔霍斯泰德? -你说什么? - Who's "Karl Holstedder"? - What did you say?
谁是卡尔霍斯泰德? - Who's "Karl Holstedder"? - Holstedder.
卡尔霍斯泰德 没错 - Uh... - Yes.
-吉恩马丁 又名海因茨里希特? Gene Martin, aka Heinz Richter...
-没错 -这封信放在他的玩具店里 -Yes. -This letter was among his things in the toy shop.
把每隔八个字母组合起来就是：“把第四个指令…” Every eighth letter: "Send instructions #4...
-没错 -“…发给卡尔霍斯泰德 - Right. - "...to Karl Holstedder.
-“海洋大道147号” -噢 对呀 - 147 Ocean Way..." - Oh, yeah.
“纽约华盛顿港” "Port Washington, NY."
-这是条加密信息 -是的 - It's a coded message. - Yes.
-真是个小百科全书啊 Encyclopedia Brown-stein over here.
你改变不了动物的本性 You can't change a creature's nature.
熊会打猎 A bear hunts.
猪会拉屎 A hog shits.
纳粹会密谋 A Nazi plots.
名单上没有“卡尔霍斯泰德” There's no Karl Holstedder on the list.
那我们在“方舟”里找找看 来吧 So we search the Ark. Come on.
我们动手吧 Let's do it.
我们全部都能进来这里吗? We're all gonna fit in here?
-也许你的胡子进不来 -把那孩子带来是个巨大的错误 Bringing the kid was a big mistake.
你知道吗?我不是孩子了 好吧 You know what? I-I'm not a kid. Okay?
我七年前就参加成年礼了 修女 I was bar mitzvahed seven years ago, Sister.
唱过一点《利未记》 跳着蒙哥杰瑞的舞 Chanted a little Leviticus, boogied to Mungo Jerry.
在我读完“哈夫塔拉”后 鲁切尔瑞肯施泰因隔着裤子替我打了飞机 After my haftorah, got an over-the-pants hand job from Ruchel Rekenstein.
我知道你觉得我还没到青春期 I know you think I'm this undescended testicle,
但我已经够年龄喝酒、吸烟以及从军 but I'm old enough to drink, smoke,
所以我已经不是个孩子了 enlist in the Army, so... I'm not a kid.
除非你想搭灰狗长途车去印第安人的赌场 And unless you want to Greyhound over to the Indian casino
然后雇佣纳瓦霍风语者 and recruit the Navajo Windtalkers,
我觉得你肯定需要我 I think you fucking need me.
一步走错 我就会对你做让你痛苦不堪的事 One misstep and I will do things to you so traumatizing, you'll wet your knickers
让你每次在电视上看到玛丽波平斯时 就会尿裤子 any time you even see Mary fucking Poppins on the telly.
清楚了吗 孩子? Are we clear, boy?
你喜欢成人礼吗? You like bar mitzvahs?
欢迎来到我们的成人礼 Welcome to ours.
该你了 隆尼 You're on, Lonny.
电影明星本人就不需要介绍了 Well, this movie star needs no introduction,
不过让我们来告诉这孩子 他在跟谁玩群体性交呢 but let's tell the kid who he's ménage-à-ocho-ing with, huh?
开始吧 鲁切尔 Take it away, Ruchel.
平安 各位 Shalom, goys and gals.
捕猎者 恭喜鲁切尔!
她的母亲一定很自豪
前任军情六局 Former MI6,
现在管理后勤 负责为任务做计划 now you run logistics and mission-planning fun.
哈丽特修女 来把第一根蜡烛点燃 Sister Harriet, come light candle number one.
和我一起祈祷 哈丽特
哈利路亚! Hallelujah!
谢谢你 Thank you, thank you.
阿门! Amen!
我的卧室全部贴满了这帅气 My bedroom's covered with posters
又男性荷尔蒙爆棚的犹太人的海报 of this dreamy, hunky Jew.
隆尼弗拉什 模仿和伪装大师 Lonny Flash, master of mimicry and disguise,
来把第二根蜡烛点燃 come light candle number two.
隆尼弗拉什
是他!真的是他! It's him! It's really him!
噢 天啊 我特别喜欢你的电影! Oh, my God, I love your movies!
你是犹太人版的罗伯特雷德福 是真的! Like a Jewish Robert Redford, I'm telling you!
黑人运动的积极分子 A black power activist,
没什么细节能逃过纽约罗克西琼斯的掌心 no detail escapes Roxy Jones of NYC.
这位造假币者、伪造者以及犯罪现场清理者 Will this counterfeiter, forger, and crime scene cleaner
你能否把第三根蜡烛点燃? light candle number three?
修理达人 罗克西
…没有她撬不开的锁、伤不了的男人 罗克西
人民的力量! Power to the people!
妙极了 宝贝 她肆无忌惮 就是她! Groovy, baby!
这人体武器是从越南来的跋山涉水经历了三次长期的军事任务 This human weapon is home from 'Nam after three long tours.
乔水岛 永远的战士 把第四根蜡烛点燃吧 Joe Mizushima, forever soldier, light candle number four.
乔
上帝保佑美国! God bless America!
完成得多完美 妈妈 安静些 Got a nice tochis, that one!
明迪和默里 你们在人生最大的恐惧中活下来了 Mindy and Murray, you've survived the greatest horror in life.
你们这两个天才的武器制造专家 Will you genius, gadget-making weapons experts
能否把第五根蜡烛点燃? light candle number five?
默里及明迪
巴鲁克·哈希姆! Baruch Hashem!
最后 如果没有这位重量级人物 And finally, my bat mitzvah bash
我的成年礼不会如此成功 wouldn't be possible without this titan of design.
梅耶奥弗曼 百万富翁、财东 Meyer Offerman, millionaire bankroller,
大师级策划者、以及首席义务警察 master plotter, and chief vigilante,
请上来点燃我的第六根蜡烛 come light this sixth candle of mine.
梅耶
好了 各位 说“茄子” Okay, everybody, say cheese!
茄子 Cheese!
太好了 Marvelous.
现在我们都是一家人了 Now that we're all mischpocha,
就一起来找到这个 卡尔霍斯泰德混蛋 let's go find this Karl Holstedder motherfucker,
好不好? shall we?
-不要放过任何一条线索 -不会的 Leave no stone unturned.
仔细查看每一个文件 - No. - Pore over every file.
寻找任何与卡尔霍斯泰德或者 海洋大道147号有关的东西 Look for anything connected to a Karl Holstedder or 147 Ocean Way.
这么说 这是… So this is...
“方舟” The Ark.
这是露丝建的房子 This is the house that Ruth built.
是她的杰作 She did this.
就像她的祖先诺亚一样 Like Noah before her,
露丝建造了一艘船 以此保护如今的濒危物种 Ruth built a vessel
不至于走向灭绝 to guard from extinction today's endangered species:
记忆 真相 memory, truth.
怎么做到的? How?
她是怎么做到这一切的? How did she do all this?
她发现了所有的机密文件、记录 She unearthed all the classified files,records,
与数以千计的幸存者面谈 interviewed thousands of survivors.
我多希望她还健在的时候 我能得知这一切 Wish I knew about all this while she was still around.
她还在 孩子 She's still around, kindeleh.
“方舟”就是她的灵魂所在 The Ark breathes of her.
“方舟”的心脏还在为她跳跃着 It beats of her.
你感觉不到吗? Can't you feel it?
她就在这里 She is here.
我要从哪里开始? Where do I start?
佛罗里达州 卡纳维拉尔角
萨默斯 Sommers!
萨默斯 快开门! Sommers, open up!
嘿 女士 现在是他妈的早上5点! Hey, lady, it's 5:00 in the fucking morning!
先生 如果你知道什么是为你好 Sir, if you know what's good for you,
你就会回去看勃起神器的广告了 好吧? you will go back to watching your penis pump commercial, okay?
我很累很饿 我在该死的佛罗里达 I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm in fucking Florida.
现在别惹我 好吧?萨默斯! Don't fuck with me right now, okay? Sommers!
-你到底在干什么? -嘿 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey.
你... You...
我去了格蕾泰尔家 I went by Gretel's place.
什么 你整个晚上都在那里? What, you been there all night?
我有所怀疑 I had a hunch.
于是我再一次彻底搜索 So... I scoured again.
我发现了这个 And I found this.
-但航空航天局说她是个战争难民 -嗯 - But NASA said she was a war refugee. - Mm-hmm.
不过 她在这里 And yet here she is,
看起来就像一个白人女孩 looking as excited as a white girl
在英格柏汉普汀克的演唱会一样 特别有激情 at an Engelbert Humperdinck concert.
那么 你认为她是个纳粹分子吗? So you think she was a... Nazi?
我认为她是个纳粹化学家 I think she was a Nazi chemist.
齐克隆-B工业级杀虫剂 Zyklon B. Industrial-grade pesticide.
她就是被同样的毒气毒倒的 That was the same shit used to gas her.
就像我说的 这事看起来好像是针对她个人的 Like I said, it felt personal.
我觉得 I think...
格蕾泰尔和毒气室有关系 Gretel had something to do with the gas chambers.
天啊 Jesus.
纳粹分子是怎么进入美国的? How'd a Nazi get into the States?
我会坐第一班机回纽约调查清楚 I'm on the first flight back to New York to find out.
和移民归化局谈谈 看看他们能告诉我什么 Talk to INS, the Bureau, see what they can tell me.
好 我在这里再找找 看能不能找到什么 Yeah, I'll do some digging around here. See what comes up.
如果我找到什么 就给你打电话 I'll give you a call if I find something.
她看起来好小啊 是不是? She looked so little, didn't she?
但她看起来不像恶魔 She didn't look like no monster.
她看起来年纪大 但个子小 而且很平常 She looked old and little and ordinary.
恶魔也可以个子很小啊 Monsters can be little.
恶魔也可以年纪大 Monsters can be old.
天啊 我们也可以是恶魔 Hell, monsters can be us.
乘客们 这是你们的机长在说话 我们在一万多米的高空中… This is your captain speaking. We're at 35,000 feet...
-我们什么时候到? -别这样 把脚放下 - When are we gonna get there? - Stop. Stop, put your foot down.
我想看武艺世界的泰勒虎 I want to see Tyler Tiger at Wally World.
-要花生吗? - Shh. - Peanuts?
不了 他过敏 No, he's allergic.
我要吧 I'll have.
给你 There you are.
-要花生吗? -好的 Peanuts?
情况很严重吗? Is it bad?
他的过敏症状 致命吗? His allergy. Is it... deadly?
会致命的 没错 It can be, yes.
好可怕 这样的死法 Scary. What a way to go.
嗯 Well...
很快就有治疗方法了 there'll be a cure soon.
有了治疗方法我才能安定下来 I won't rest till there is.
你和我都是 Oh, you and me both.
你知道吗… You know...
过敏是一种现代发明 allergies are a modern invention.
就像抑郁症或精神分裂症 Like depression or schizophrenia.
因为很久以前 我们听从自然法则 Because once upon a time, we let nature reign,
生病和弱小的人会被我们的基因库淘汰 and it weeded out the sick and the weak from our gene pool.
这让我们的基因… 保持纯净 It kept us... pure.
这些日子以来 每种病都有药可治 These days, well, there is a drug for everything.
可是突然间 全部人都生病了 Yet suddenly the whole population is now sick,
生病的人制造出这么多的暴力和痛苦 and the sick have created so much violence and suffering
以至于人要搭乘飞机 付出一笔不菲的费用 that a person has to hop on a plane and pay a small fortune
去和拟人化的动物拍照 to take pictures with anthropomorphic animals
来让自己保持理智清醒 just to keep himself sane.
这全都是因为我们跟那些好心的空姐说 All because we tell the nice stewardess
有个小男孩不能吃碧冬茄小姐的花生 a little boy shouldn't have any Miss Petunia's Peanuts.
也许他应该吃点 Or perhaps he should.
因为他就是毒药 Because he is the poison,
而这个 便是治疗方法 and this is the cure.
所以 要吃点花生吗? So... peanut?
今晚的《弗里斯特头条》 Tonight on First with Frist,
比夫辛普森将讲述悲惨的家族大屠杀 Biff Simpson on the tragic massacre of his family.
比夫辛普森 副国务卿
让我最想念的是小小的细节 It'll be the little things I miss most.
品尝小凯撒比萨饼 Eating Little Caesars pizza...
相互依偎着在沙发上看《无敌金刚》 watching Six Million Dollar Man,cuddled on the couch.
告诉他们：“我爱你” Just telling 'em "I love you."
我真的希望自己能多做些 I wish I could have done more.
我希望出事的是我 I wish it'd... it'd been me.
但我的洛蒂总是说 But my Lottie always said...
“爱意味着永远不必道歉” love means never having to say you're sorry.
这是《弗里斯特头条》的特别节目 This has been a special presentation of First with Frist.
现在回到常规节目 And now back to your regular programming,
《我与大猩猩》 Me and the Chimp.
你不记得我们了 对吧? You don't remember us, do you?
我不记得 I don't think so.
我母亲总是说 “默里 你长了一张容易被人遗忘的脸” My mother always said, "Murray, you have a forgettable face."
我从五岁到八岁期间 她每次见到我都要介绍一次她自己 Ages five to eight, she reintroduced herself every time she saw me.
-真实故事 -对啊 True story.
你当时只是个小男孩 Oh, well, you-you were
五岁 也许六岁吧 just a yingeleh... F-five or six years old.
你的外婆带你去“艺之熟食店”见我们 Your safta took you to meet us at Art's Deli.
-对啊 -记得吗 默里? - Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. - Remember that, Murray?
你当时跟布丁一样可爱 Cute as a kugel you were.
你看起来跟他像极了 You looked just like him.
嘿 找到东西了 Hey, got something.
布痕瓦尔德的武装党卫队名单 An SS roll from Buchenwald.
上面有个纳粹工程师 卡尔霍斯泰德 Names a Nazi engineer, Karl Holstedder.
布痕瓦尔德 工程师 非常好 Buchenwald. Engineer. 10-4, Eleanor.
对 Yeah.
卡尔霍斯泰德 Karl Holstedder,
布痕瓦尔德的魔笛手 the Pied Piper of Buchenwald.
他是布痕瓦尔德集中营的主持人 He was the emcee of the Buchenwald camp.
作为一个优秀的收音机工程师 A brilliant radio engineer,
他管理着集中营的控制中心 he ran the camp's control center.
但在星期六安息日之际 But on Saturday, Shabbos,
他会主持他的恐怖节目 《布痕瓦尔德之星》 he held his horror show, The Star of Buchenwald.
晚上好 布痕瓦尔德! Good Evening, Buchenwald!
我是你们的主持大师 Your master of ceremonies,
霍斯泰德上校 Hauptsturmfuhrer Holstedder here.
是时候播出新的一集 Back for another episode of
《布痕瓦尔德之星》! THE STAR OF BUCHENWALD!
这是一场歌唱比赛 It was a singing competition.
一场残暴的敲锣秀 A sadistic Gong Show.
每个安息日 霍斯泰德召集十个人 Every Shabbos, Holstedder rounded up ten men
逼迫他们拼命唱歌 and made them sing for their lives.
如果你唱走调了… If you sang out of tune...
是降D It's a D-flat,
编号202659 Number 218763.
如果你忘词了… If you forgot the words...
快点啊 292540 Come on, 217742:
在我们父辈的恩赐之地… "In the Graceland of our Fathers."
有人快了四分之一拍 Someone is a quarter step ahead...
直到剩下一个人 Until there was only one left.
霍斯泰德先生 Well, Mr. Holstedder...
上前来吧 come on down.
那么 你觉得捕猎者怎么样? So, how do you like The Hunters?
他们吓死我了 They scare the shit out of me.
对 Yes!
话说回来 你是怎么雇佣他们的 X教授? How'd you recruit 'em, anyway, Professor X?
不 No.
这个… Well...
我去找了个媒人 I went to a matchmaker.
不过她不仅仅是个媒人 -♪ Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match... ♪ -But that's not all she is.
钻石区 1976年
♪ Night after night, in the dark I'm alone... ♪
是的 谢谢你 Yes, thank you.
♪ Of my own. ♪
-噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
-你好 亲爱的 -真不敢相信啊 - Shalom, my dear love. - I can't believe this.
-我也是 - Oh, I can't either. - Mwah.
-亲爱的 -来 坐 梅耶兄 快请坐 - My darling. - Come sit, Meyerleh, sit.
这附近很不错啊 Eh, what a neighborhood.
我知道 很阔气 I know. Very fancy.
-是很阔气 我很高兴自己着装打扮了 -我知道 - It is fancy. I'm so glad I dressed.
我们在曼哈顿新的犹太村子里住了30年 30 years in our new shtetl of Manhattan,
你既没跟我斋戒后进食 也没跟我在苏克棚里冒险 you don't break fast with me, you don't venture to my sukkah.
我这个小小的老媒人 何德何能让您大驾光临啊? What did a little old matchmaker do to deserve such kavod?
我可不是来配对的 希尔达 Well, I wasn't looking to be matched, Hilda.
-如果你觉得这样没问题 -行 So, if that's all right with you...
这40年来你只想和露丝一起 It's 40 years pining only for Ruth.
这是自从雅各和瑞秋的故事之后 This is the oldest "Will They or Won't They"
世界上最古老的“有无缘分”的故事 in the world, since-since Jacob and Rachel.
天啊 Oh, God.
作为一个小小的老媒人 你的保镖倒挺多的 不是吗? You have a lot of security for a little old matchmaker, no?
你知道的 你想象一下 一位犹太母亲 Well, you know, can you think of a creature more dangerous
有个没结婚的女儿 哪个生物能比这样的母亲更危险? than a Jewish mother with an unwed daughter?
名义上是媒人 Matchmaker in the daylight.
不过别小看了自己 因为你将媒人这份工作商品化了 But don't sell yourself short, because you've commodified the occupation of yenta.
你让罗乐德斯关系网成为了武器 You weaponized the Rolodex.
你是犹太人世界的管事 不是吗? You are the Jewish world's fixer, no?
嗯? Hmm?
那么… So...
要不是为了找新娘 或者找性趣 if not for a bride, or even a shtup,
这就让人想知道 住在派克大街的这位绅士 you know, one might ponder why the gentleman from Park Avenue
这么大老远跑来看我 comes all this way to see me.
有话直说吧 亲爱的 Hmm? Cut to the liver, darling.
这样的 露丝和我 Well... Ruth and I,
我们有所发现 we found something.
有两个纳粹医生 Two Nazi doctors...
就住在这里 在我们中间 living here among us.
所以 我们需要你 希尔达 So, we need you, Hilda.
如果我在这件事上帮你 就会引起别人注意 I help you with this, it makes noise.
在我的工作中 引人注意就等于死亡 In my line of work, noise is death.
自从解放后 已经过去了31年 31 years since liberation.
在这段时间里 我促成了345对男女 You know, in that time, I have made 345 matches,
成功生下了957个犹太后裔 producing 957 new Jewish souls.
而且… 我们谈话期间 有七位准妈妈正在怀孕 And, and seven more imas-to-be are pregnant as we speak.
对上帝来说应该足够了吧 梅耶 It should be enough for Hashem, Meyer.
我想这也意味着我有责任 I suppose so, too, comes the responsibility
让这957条新生命所在的世界变得更美好 to make the world better for these 957 lives.
你说在我们周围有纳粹分子 You say there are Nazis among us?
那么 我觉得你是让我… I suppose, then, you are asking me for...
组成一个团队 A team.
我需要高技能的、隐蔽的… I need highly skilled. Covert. See?
-明白吗? -这不是组队 亲爱的 This is no team, dear.
-不是 -不是? - No. - No?
这是上帝指派的 This is appointed by God.
这是一次集会 一个部落 This is a, is a congregation. A tribe.
你需要的是一群知道该如何变通的人 What you need is a group who knows how to bend the rules.
一群替天行道的人 A collective who will take justice into its own hands.
贱民 就像《十二金刚》 Ragtag, just like, like The Dirty Dozens.
957人 957.
希尔达 如果上帝没有听到这件事 Hilda, if God does not hear that,
那他就聋了 then He is deaf.
957人 957.
还缺5999043人呢 没错 It's still 5,999,043 short. Yes.
但我们还有时间 对吧? But we have time yet, yeah?
对 Yes.
来吧 Come on,
我们来给你找到这些调皮的人 let's go find you these rascals.
你找了个媒人来替你 找到一群纳粹捕猎者 真的是… You went to a matchmaker to put together a group of Nazi hunters?
我听说过的最有犹太特色的事了 That's... the Jewiest shit I've ever heard.
为什么他们会答应呢? Why'd they say yes?
在适当的时机 你会了解到他们的故事 In time, you'll come to know their stories.
他们的秘密 Their secrets.
也许啊 你会告诉他们你的故事 And perhaps you'll come to tell them yours.
我们很快就要出发了 该去捕猎了 We leave shortly. Time for a hunt.
别这样 不行 我不会让你那个 Just... I said no. - I am not sitting
胖得像头鲸鱼一样的表妹 your beached whale of a cousin,
那个让人难以忍受的艾琳设肯斯泰因 the insufferable Eileen Shekenstein,
坐在我们身边的 默里 anywhere near us, Murray.
这是艾米的婚礼 艾米想让她坐哪里 她就坐哪里 It's Amy's wedding. She'll sit where Amy wants her to sit.
她错过了欢庆妥拉节晚餐 You know she's still never apologized to me
但现在还没跟我道歉 for missing Simchas Torah dinner.
-她的丈夫前一晚去世了 -就是啊 Her husband died the night before.
那她就有一整天时间告诉我来不来 Well, exactly. That gave her a whole day to RSVP.
上车吧 Get in the car.
好吧 Okay.
很抱歉 老兄 Uh... sorry, man.
我猜你以前从来没见过一位电影明星吧 犹大马加比老兄? Bet you never met a movie star before, huh?
怎么样了? Judah Macca-bro, how's it hanging?
挺好的 Uh, fine, yeah.
恐惧会消失的 You know, the fear goes away.
什么?不 我… What? No, no.
我没事 我只是… No, I'm-I'm... I'm cool. I'm just, uh...
就像割礼仪式上的 As scared as an uncircumcised schlong
一根未受割礼的阴茎一样恐惧? 我也是 at a mohel convention? I was, too.
会慢慢变得容易的 相信我 Gets easier, trust me.
我爱露丝 她就像我自己的祖母一样 You know, I loved Ruth like she was my own bubbe.
如果她年轻几岁的话 Though, if only she was a couple years younger,
我对她的爱可能会有所不同了 I might've loved her a little differently.
你知道我在说什么吗? 好好爱抚她 Know what I'm saying? Mazel'd her Tov.
把她揉一顿 Gefilte'd her fish.
-不太对劲啊 老兄 -她在我情绪最低落时找到了我 - That's fucked up, man. - Hey, she found me at rock bottom.
好吧? 她让我回归正常 Okay, she kicked my ass into shape.
不是克里斯克里斯托佛森那种正常 Not as good a shape as Kris Kristofferson's ass.
那种人应该放在卢浮宫供人欣赏 That ass should be in the Louvre.
那可是个奇迹 That's a, that's a thing of miracles,
但她拯救了我 but she saved me.
-她拯救了你? -噢 当然了 - She saved you? - Oh, yeah.
对 她是一位很特别的女士 露丝 Yeah, she was one special lady, Ruth.
因为我爱她 我也爱你 兄弟 And because I loved her, I love you, brother man.
所以 如果哪个混蛋敢惹你 我会… So if any of these dicks mess with you, I will...
我不会跟他们杠上的 Well, I'm-I'm not gonna fuck with them
因为他们把我吓坏了 'cause they scare the shit out of me,
但我绝对会说： but I will definitely be like,
“对 他们坏透了” 背着他们和你说 "Yeah, they suck" behind their backs with you.
无论你需要什么 隆尼弗拉什都支持你 Anything you need, Lonny Flash has got you.
奇克斯和屁眼是绝对不会相信这事的 Cheeks and Bootyhole are never gonna believe this shit.
好吧 谁是炮眼? Oh, yeah, who's Bootycall?
屁眼和奇克斯 他们… Bootyhole and-and Cheeks, they...
-他们只是住在我街区里的孩子 -好 They're just some kids on my block.
要是他们现在能看到你多好 是吧? Yeah. Well, if only they could see you now, right?
一位真正的犹太超级英雄 A real life fucking Jew-per hero.
别紧张 老兄 这玩意儿挺有趣的 Don't be nervous, man. This shit'll be fun.
就像电影一样 嗯? It's just like the movies, huh.
该影片分级为J级：犹太棒了
这个盛夏 纳粹分子 要小心了 This summer. Nazis beware.
影片充满希伯来语以及意第绪语
这支夜行军朝着你们的脑袋来了 This Army of the Night is out for your head.
帝国? 不对 Reich? Wrong.
奥利安影视公司出品… Orion Pictures presents
捕猎者 The Hunters.
新来的约拿海德尔邦将成为… With newcomer Jonah Heidelbaum
密码破解员 as The Codebreaker.
约拿 Jonah?
你没事吧?你在自言自语 You good? You were mumbling to yourself.
嗯 我没事 只是… Oh, yeah, I'm good. I just, uh, had a little...
喉咙有点痒 tickle in my throat, you know?
有点咳嗽 Little cough.
该走了 Time to go,
密码破解员 Codebreaker.
移民归化服务 Immigration and Naturalization Services.
嘿 贝蒂 我是米莉 Hey, Betty, it's Millie. Uh, my flight was delayed,
我的航班延误了 但我会在一小时内到市区 所以… but I'll be across town in an hour, so...
别费心了 米儿 我把你要的那份文档取出来了 Don't bother, Mil. I pulled the file you called about.
-好 -格蕾泰尔费舍尔? 里面什么都没有 -Yeah? -Gretel Fischer. Ain't nothing in it.
你说里面什么都没有是什么意思? What do you mean there ain't nothing in it?
我不知道 里面被清干净了 什么都没有 I don't know. It's been cleared out. It's empty.
-你的文档全是空的? -不是 只有她的 还有另一个人的 - Your files are all empty? - No, just hers and one other.
看起来好像是她弟弟 一个叫汉斯费舍尔的人 Looks like her brother, a Hans Fischer.
汉斯费舍尔? Hans Fischer?
整个家族的文档都没了 The family's files are just gone.
今天早上我妈逼我跟她一起运动 My mom made me work out with her this morning.
她逼我用安全期避孕法 She made me do the rhythm method with her.
老兄 你觉得安全期避孕法有用 Bro, you think the rhythm method is something
绝对没有 it definitely ain't.
该死的楼梯 Fucking stairs.
嘿 小J Yo, J-Money.
他不会应门的啦 他还在生我们的气呢 He's not gonna answer. He's mad at us.
你得跟我们说话 老兄 You're gonna have to talk to us, bro.
对啊 老兄 我们不该丢下你的 Yeah, we shouldn't have left you. We should...
-我们应该… -听着 我们很抱歉 Look, we're-we're sorry, okay?
-好吗? -我们不该退缩的 We should... We shouldn't have chickened out.
他不在家 He ain't home.
我已经两天没见他了 I haven't seen him in two days.
两天了? Two fucking days?
真的开始担心了 I was actually starting to get worried.
这事比海豚狂欢派对上的 美人鱼跳库奇舞还要让人觉得可疑 Shit's fishier than a mermaid's cooch at a dolphin orgy.
他究竟跑哪里去了? Where the fuck did he go?
格伦罗克 新泽西
汉斯和格蕾泰尔好多年没有联系了 Yeah, Hans and Gretel hadn't spoken for years.
有时候兄弟姐妹会渐行渐远的 - You know how siblings can drift apart. Mm.
不过当她的儿子打电话报告那次意外时 But when her son called about the accident,
我真的很伤心 I-I was beside myself.
格蕾泰尔是个很亲切的人 She was such a sweet woman, Gretel.
-给你 -谢谢你 费舍尔太太 - Oh, thank you, Ms. Fischer. - There you go.
-我能不能问一下 -嗯哼? - Um, if I may... - Mm-hmm?
为什么联邦调查局介入了? Why is the FBI involved?
她为航空航天局工作 只是标准流程罢了 Well, uh, she worked for NASA. Just standard procedure.
哦 Oh.
法兰妮 我希望跟你丈夫谈谈 Actually, Frannie, I was hoping I could speak with your husband.
这个 Uh, well,
不可能了 很不幸地… that won't be possible, unfortunately.
汉斯在六个月前死于车祸 Uh, Hans died in a car accident six months ago.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
是啊 他… 他很晚才开车回家 Yes, he... he drove home late.
镇上水痘疫情爆发 他要留在诊所工作 A chicken pox outbreak in town that kept him at work.
他从来没让一个孩子得不到治疗 He never let a single child go untreated.
警察说 看起来他的引擎爆炸了 Police said it looked like his engine exploded.
冲击力把他的牙从嘴巴里揪出来了 The force ripped his teeth right out of his mouth.
你丈夫去世前 你有没有注意到什么奇怪的地方? Did you notice anything strange before your husband died?
他有没有动不动就发火? Was he on edge?
有没有人打扰他? Anyone bothering him?
没有 你什么意思? No. What do you mean?
我只是不放过任何一条线索 Oh, I'm just turning over every stone.
他很帅气 He was very handsome.
我读到过 汉斯和他姐姐一样 I read that Hans
是一个德国战争的难民 was a German war refugee like his sister.
他在战争中是做什么的? What did he do during the war?
汉斯是个医生 Hans was a doctor.
红十字会 Red Cross.
-他要帮助犹太人吗? -是的 - Did he have to help any Jews? - Yes.
他对他们感觉如何? How did he feel about them?
能有什么感觉呢 亲爱的? Well, how does anyone feel about them, dear?
他们是犹太人 They're Jews.
很抱歉 我可以用一下你的洗手间吗? I'm s... Do you have a bathroom I can use?
你在这里干什么? What are you doing in here?
我在…谢谢你 谢谢你的时间 Thank you. Thank you for your time.
华盛顿特区
♪ Oh, woman, when I seen you comin' ♪
♪ I shoulda started runnin' ♪
♪ You evil woman... ♪
舰的…舰长…柯克 Oh, shiz, oh, shiz, Captain!
柯克舰长 说啊! Kirk, Captain Kirk! Say it!
噢 天啊 柯克舰长! Oh, God, Captain Kirk!
快操我 斯波克! Ah, fuck me, Spock.
把我操得欲仙欲死! Fuck my photon torpedo bay, you half-Vulcan fuck.
-早上好 奥赫尔参议员 -搞什么! 你… - Good morning, Senator O'Heir. - What the fuck? Y...
我要叫人逮捕你们 我要叫人杀了你们! I'll have you arrested. I'll have you killed!
不 亲爱的 你不会的 No, no, no, no, dear, you won't.
你很喜欢角色扮演 那我们就来参与一下 You're a fan of role-play, so let's partake.
事情是这样的 奥赫尔先生 Here's what will happen, Mr. O'Heir.
你不再反对 You will end your filibuster against lifting sanctions
对南美洲货物取消制裁 如果你继续反对的话 for South American goods, and if you don't,
这些照片就会出现在每一份报纸的封面 these photos will be on the front cover of every newspaper
从这里一直到祝融星 from here to planet Vulcan.
你究竟是什么人? Who the fuck are you?
我们是好人 柯克舰长 We're the good guys, Captain Kirk.
我们正努力拯救世界呢 We're trying to save the world.
♪ Evil woman, with your dirty dealings ♪
♪ Evil woman ♪
♪ Didn't care about my feelings ♪
♪ Evil woman. ♪
我们来暗杀卡尔霍斯泰德吧 好吗? Let's drop the needle on Karl Holstedder, shall we?
我会放大家进他家中 Hmm. I'll ring us on in.
罗克西负责拉窗帘 Roxy will draw the curtains.
乔负责欣赏美景 Joe will admire the view.
默里和明迪负责调节情绪 Murray and Mindy will set the mood.
隆尼… Lonny...
做你该做的事 will do whatever the bloody fuck you do.
哦 Um...
我该做什么? What do I do?
大人们会在这里、这里、还有这里 The adults will make their grand entrances
打开入口 here, here,
就在这著名的海洋大道147号 and here at the illustrious 147 Ocean Way.
那个该死的富翁音乐制作人 The sodding fat cat music producer
正在他的录音棚里 is in his recording studio.
我们各就各位 We'll take our seats,
然后梅耶可以跳跳舞 and then Meyer can do a little dance,
做做爱 make a little love,
然后在今晚行动 and get down tonight.
我们一起把这个蠢货杀掉 好不好呀 各位? So let's get to tickling the ivories of this torturous twat, shall we, loves?
这好像是个247B开关 Looks like a 247B switch.
才不是呢 蠢蛋 这是247A No, moron, that is a 247A.
好吧 All right.
-等等 -我等着呢 - Wait. - I'm waiting.
按下去 Go.
这好像是弗雷迪默丘里的 Wow. It's like the entire guest list
年度凡士林派对的完整宾客名单 of Freddie Mercury's annual Vaseline party.
我就是在那里 意外地被皮特、保罗和玛丽“打了手枪”的 That's where I got that accidental hand job from Peter, Paul and Mary.
经典的P、P和M Classic P, P and M.
“埃里克福尔松” Erik Folsom.
差不多和隆尼弗拉什 这个艺名一样烂了 Almost as shitty of a stage name as Lonny Flash.
嘿 你可以随时叫我 伦纳德法拉曾斯泰因 宝贝 Hey, you can call me Leonard Flazenstein any día of the semana, baby.
得了吧 Come on.
你好 卡尔 Shalom, Karl.
这么长时间以来 For far too many winks,
你是我们的噩梦 you were our nightmare.
现在由我们来做你的噩梦吧 Now let us be yours.
噢 天啊 我要叫人逮捕你们 Oh, my God. I'll have you arrested.
-绑起来然后… -然后枪毙? - Rounded up and... - And shot?
放毒气? 活埋? Gassed? Buried alive?
我从来都不喜欢你的音乐 I never liked your music.
不过 It, uh...
对你这种人来说 这是… For your kind, it was...
音乐就是关于暴力 music was always for violence,
虚荣心 vanity,
死亡 death.
但对于我们来说 But for us,
音乐与纪念有关 music is remembrance,
是反抗 it's rebellion,
是生命 it's life.
在音乐中 我们的人民就能活下来 In the music our people survive.
他在干什么? Wha-What is he doing?
给他我们的人民从来没得到的东西 He's giving him the thing our people never received:
一场审判 a trial.
你们是我的法官 Oh, you are my judge,
陪审团 jury,
刽子手了 犹太人? executioner, Juden?
不 我谁也不是 No, I am nobody.
我在这里只是个速记员 I am but the stenographer here.
他们 那几百万人 才是法官和陪审员 They... the millions... Are the judge and jury.
几百万人一起从坟墓中高呼 The millions who call out from the grave...
要求得到正义 for justice.
我们控告你 We are holding you on a charge
谋杀在布痕瓦尔德的 of a thousand counts of murder
一千名犹太人 of Jews at Buchenwald.
还有 控告你作为纳粹政权的同谋 And also on a charge of the murder of millions
杀害了几百万人 as accessory to the Nazi regime.
那么 你要怎么辩护? So, how do you plead?
我恳求你们都下地狱 I plead that you go to hell.
我们现在呈上证据吧 We shall present the evidence now.
幸存者的证词 Testimonies from survivors.
纳粹武装党卫队名单表明 卡尔霍斯泰德 Nazi SS rolls declaring Karl Holstedder
是武装党卫队的上校 as Hauptsturmfuhrer of the SS.
最后 一张纳粹记录中的照片 证实了这个男人 Finally, a photograph from Nazi records
就是卡尔霍斯泰德 identifying this man as Karl Holstedder.
你能核实一下这个人是你吗 先生? Can you verify that this is you, sir?
这个人是我 没错 That is me, yes.
但我没做过你们指控我的那些事 But I did not do the things you accuse me of.
我们有证词 We have testimonies.
-就在这里 -幸存者的第一手资料 - Yeah. - Firsthand accounts from survivors.
来自希兰弗拉斯泰恩 From Hiram Flaustein...
他来自纽约的布鲁克林 He's from Brooklyn, New York.
布痕瓦尔德的幸存者 Survivor of Buchenwald. And...
还有拉菲施耐德的 布痕瓦尔德的幸存者 from Ralphie Schneider, a survivor of Buchenwald.
来自杰罗姆普特尼特斯基 From Jerome Putnitsky.
来自… 来自末底改克林格尔 From... from Mordecai Klinger.
来自亚历山大科恩 From Alexander Cohen.
来自莉莉埃德尔曼 来自路德维希卡鲁兹 From Lloyd Evan and from Ludwig Platz.
来自塞缪尔坎特 From Samuel Cantel.
什洛莫韦克斯曼 Shlomo Waxman.
我… From... I...
都是宣传手段 It's propaganda.
都是谎言 It's lies.
罗克西 Rox?
卡尔霍斯泰德 Karl Holstedder,
基于一千项谋杀指控 on the thousand counts of murder,
你被判有罪 you have been found guilty.
下地狱吧! Go To Hell!
地狱也不那么差嘛 Hell is not so bad
不过通往地狱的路就很惨了 as the way to it.
搞什么? What the fuck?
-坐下 -当然了 -好吧 - Want to sit down? All right. - Sure. Sure, of course.
-这是什么? -这是一个国产的无线电台 - What is it? - It's a homegrown radio station.
他们在播报着什么 They're broadcasting something.
他们在互相联络 Well, they're communicating with each other,
-他们就是在干这个 -对 -联络什么? -that's what they're doing. -Yeah. -Communicating what?
好吧 对 我们来看看在实况转播什么 What? Uh, here, let's see what's going out live.
夜里有两条小船漂在海上 "Two little boats at night on the sea.
十只小鸭子住在鸭棚里 Ten ducklings in the barn."
六位母亲搬到了东边 - "Six mothers moved east." - Yeah?
有个小孩出生了 "And a little child was born."
纳粹分子的《芝麻街》太恐怖了 Third Reich Sesame Street's creepy as shit.
记得提醒我 绝对不要播给我以后的小孩看 Remind me never to play it for my future kids.
我先提醒你 永远也别生孩子 I'll first remind you never to procreate.
假如这是“第四条指令”呢? What if it's those "instructions #4"?
假如他们是在发送高度加密的信息呢? What if they're sending out some heavy-ass hidden message?
那我们肯定要把这些设备关闭掉了 Well, then we bloody will shut these twats up.
等等 别急 不行 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Hold the horses now.
如果你把设备关了 他们就会知道了 对吧? If you stop it, then they'll know, right?
-他们会知道我们在调查他们 -对 他们会知道的 没错 - They'll know that we're onto them. - Yes, they will. Yes, yes.
这是向哪里广播? Where is this broadcasting to?
传播途径有多远?广播给多少人听? How far? To how many?
我们不知道 Well-well-well-well, we don't know.
我们得改变同步机制的路线… We would have to reroute the sync.
好吧 赶紧找出来 Okay, well, find out, find out quickly.
与此同时 In the meantime...
我得让那弹钢琴的男人给我们唱首歌 I'm gonna make the piano man sing us a song.
我得把整个背板都拆下来 I have to take off the whole back.
那就拆呗 Well, then do it.
你好呀 卡尔 Hello, Karl.
我们可以让这审问毫不痛苦 Now, we can make this interrogation painless
也可以弄得很痛苦 or painful.
就看你了 Depends on you.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
我问你 Let me ask you:
你在跟谁联络? who are you communicating with?
你在广播什么? What are you broadcasting?
给孩子们听的摇篮曲 Lullabies for the children.
-噢 -也播放交响曲 - Ah. - Broadcast symphonies, too.
歌剧 Operas.
我甚至还播ABBA的歌 搞笑的那些 Even ABBA when it tickles me.
第一个打电话进来的人 我有时候会给出免费赠品 I give away freebies sometimes to the first caller.
好吧 乔 Okay, Joe.
我想我们准备好了 I think we're ready.
耳朵是身体中最敏感的部位 The ears are the most sensitive part of the body.
它负责保持平衡以及维持身体功能 They control balance and bodily function.
卡尔 Now, Karl,
最后一次机会 last chance.
好 Okay
好的 乔 我们开始吧 Okay, Joe, let's do it.
♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary ♪
♪ About Uncle John, he claims he has the misery ♪
- ♪ But he has a lot of fun, oh, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh, baby ♪
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight ♪
♪ Yeah, well, long tall Sally ♪
♪ She's built for speed... ♪
你在广播什么? What are you broadcasting?
我不知道你们在说什么! I don't know what you are talking about!
♪ Baby, whoo-ooh-ooh, baby ♪
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
该死! Fuck.
♪ I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally ♪
♪ He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he jumped back ♪
♪ In the alley, oh, baby ♪
停下 Stop, stop, stop. Stop.
求求你 Please.
天啊 拜托 老兄 Fucking Christ, come on, man.
你会震穿他的耳膜的 停下来吧 You're gonna burst his fucking eardrums, stop.
你究竟要干什么? What the fuck are you doing?
噢 天啊! Oh, my God!
-这就对了 -他的耳朵在流血! 快停下 -It's all right. -His fucking ear's bleeding. Stop it, man!
我们知道 We know it.
天啊 我只是… My God, I just...
我只是… I just...
他们给我寄来磁带 我… They mail me tapes.
我把磁带播出来 就这样 I p... I broadcast them, that's all I do!
谁?谁让你播出来了? Who? Who-who tells you to play them?
有个男人 There's a man, a man...
一个男人 我不… One man, I don't...
他是我见过的唯一一个人 He's the only one I've ever seen.
里希特? Richter?
我不认识什么里希特 I don't know any Richter!
我发誓我真的不认识 I swear, I don't,
我不知道他叫什么名字 I don't know his name.
我们不用真名 We don't use our real names.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
他就是个普通人 就像我一样 He's a man like me.
一个被带到这里的人 A man who was brought here.
带到这里?被谁带到这里? Brought here? Brought here by whom?
被你们! By you!
被你们 By you.
梅耶兄 我们需要你立即过来 Meyerleh, we need you now.
往三州地区广播 Broadcasting to the whole tristate area.
看紧他 Watch him.
噢 天啊 水 Water. Water.
水 Water. Please.
噢 天啊 Oh, God.
-他们说的我没做过 -闭上你的嘴 - I didn't do what they say. - Shut the fuck up, man.
但我第一次听说他时 我就像你这么大 But I was your age when I first heard him.
我不想听你那些希特勒粉丝小说 I don't want to hear your Hitler fan fiction.
不是希特勒 是瓦格纳 Not Hitler. Wagner.
我父亲是个残忍的人 My father was a cruel man.
他认为音乐是懦弱的表现 He believed music was weak.
如果你敢哼歌 他会把你痛打一顿 If you even dared hum, he beat you senseless.
但我17岁时 我听到了瓦格纳的音乐 But when I was 17, I heard it.
从柏林爱乐乐团的演奏厅传出来的 Coming from the halls of the Berliner Philharmonie.
我从没想伤害任何人 I never wanted to hurt anyone.
我当时只是个孩子… I was just a boy...
执行命令而已 following orders.
也许就像你一样 Perhaps like you.
闭上你的臭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
-闭上你的臭嘴 -如果你继续走这条路 - Shut the fuck up. - If you keep on this path,
你也会听到的 you will hear it, too.
永远 Forever.
在你耳朵里的嗡嗡声 The ringing in your ears.
这就是为什么 That is why...
我逼他们唱歌 I made them sing.
要把那嗡嗡声 To drown it out.
赶走 The ringing.
这样我就能再听到音乐了 S-So I could hear the music again.
水 I need water.
-好吧 -我需要水 求求你 - All right, all right. - I need the water, please.
-见鬼 好吧 -求求你了 - Fuck, okay. Okay. - Please.
谢谢你 Thank you. Oh...
把头往后仰一点 Just tilt your head back.
该死的 Fuck.
嘿 放轻松 Hey. Take it easy.
如果你想让这孩子活下来 If you want the boy to live...
你得让我走 you will let me out of this fucking...
-去你的 -不! No!
-噢 天啊 -怎么了? What?
你都干了什么? What the fuck did you do?
他是我们唯一线索 He was our only fucking lead.
-你这挨千刀的孩子! -好吧 - You fucking child! All right, all right, all right, all right.
-是你干的好事!我要毙了你 -别这样 老兄 You did this! I'm gonna fucking kill you! - Come on!
-你这混账孩子 -你没事的 老兄 -I didn't mean to. -Piece of shit child. -You're okay.
这孩子搞砸了 霍斯泰德死了 Kid fucked up, got Holstedder killed.
广播毁了 It blew the broadcast.
我们得赶快走 We got to go.
我们得走了 来 We got to go. Come.
能拿的全拿走 Get, uh, whatever you can.
拿着 Take it, take it.
约拿 Jonah!
嘿 Hey.
这里 约拿 Yeah. Jonah, Jonah.
-该死的 Yeah.
这里 来这里 Here, come here.
-约拿 不 我把他害死了 -Jonah. -I got him killed. I got him killed.
不 一个纳粹分子 没错 No, no. A Nazi, yes.
他会杀了你 如果不是乔 And he would have killed you if it weren't for Joe.
-他会杀了你 -不 你想杀了他吗? - He would've killed you. - No. Were you still gonna kill him?
如果你得到了你所需的 你还会杀他吗? Were you still gonna kill him if you got everything that you needed?
你还会杀他吗? Were you still gonna kill him? Were you still gonna kill him?
我会伸张正义 I would have delivered justice, yes.
-会的 -不 - Yes. - No. No, no.
该死的 我们本来应该把他送进去的 Fucking shit. We should've brought him in.
-什么? -我们本来应该把他送进去的 - What? - We should've brought him in.
-我们本来可以把他送进去的 -送到谁那里去? -To whom? -We could've brought him in. We could've brought him in.
我们把他送到谁那里去? Who do we bring him in to?
警察!警察那里 The fucking... the police. The fucking police, the Feds.
-联邦警察 -不 约拿 我告诉过你了 Oh, no. Jonah, Jonah, I told you this.
该管这事的那些人 The fucking... the people who take care of this fucking shit.
我之前告诉过你了 是不是? I told you this before, didn't I?
在这个国家里正义女神可能什么也看不见 但对于我们多数人来说 In this country, Lady Justice may be blind to all,but to many of us,
她还是个聋子 she is also deaf.
你知道美国在纽伦堡 处死了多少纳粹分子吗? Do you know how many Nazis the U.S. executed at Nuremberg?
十二个 Twelve.
八百万罪犯里面的十二个 12 perpetrators out of eight million.
他们又出动了 这些永远的士兵 And they're on the march again, these forever soldiers.
这些怪物 These monsters.
难怪他们认为自己能来这里了 No wonder they thought they could come here.
所以 剩下来的只有我们 来完成上帝的工作 So we are left... us... To do God's work.
露丝的工作 约拿 Ruth's work, Jonah.
露丝 Ruth's.
来吧 我们要错过马里夫了 Come. We are missing maariv.
马里夫是个什么东西? What the fuck is maariv?
晚间礼拜仪式 It's evening services.
为露丝念送葬的祈祷文 To say Mourner's Kaddish for Ruth.
不 我不信这东西 No, I don't believe in that.
约拿 你信不信无关紧要 Oh, Jonah,it doesn't matter if you believe or not believe.
我不在乎你信不信圣诞老人 I don't care if you believe in Santa Claus.
都无关紧要 这是关于露丝的 不是关于你的 It doesn't matter. It's about Ruth, not about you.
这是露丝家人的责任 来为她的灵魂祈祷 It is the duty of Ruth's family to pray for her soul.
如果有哪个灵魂值得别人祈祷 那一定是她的 对不对? And if ever a soul deserved it, it would be hers. No?
来吧 约拿 来吧 Come, Jonah. Come.
西村 纽约
你没给我买纪念品呀? You didn't get me a souvenir?
没有米奇老鼠耳朵或什么乱七八糟的? No Mickey ears or some shit?
你有多想念我? How much did you miss me?
怎么了 亲爱的? What's wrong, mama?
你知道吗 人们认为火烈鸟是粉色的 You know, people think flamingos are pink.
这是个常见的错觉 It's a common misconception.
它们是白色的 They are white.
纯白色 Pure white.
是它们所吃的食物的红色血液 是它们的猎物 It's the red blood of what they eat, their prey,
给了它们那样的颜色 that gives them their color.
你为什么要调查 格蕾泰尔费舍尔呢 侦探? Why were you looking into Gretel Fischer, Detective?
你发现了什么? What did you find?
嘘 嘘 没事的 Shh, shh, shh. It's okay.
没事的 It's okay.
嘿 嘿 听着 Hey, hey, hey. Listen.
嘘 嘘 Shh. Shh.
我知道过度紧张对孩子不好 I know undue stress can be bad for the baby.
不如我们来玩个小游戏吧? So how about we play a little game instead, hmm?
当然跟鸟有关了 Fowl-inspired, of course.
鸭子 Duck.
嘿 Hey.
鸭子 Duck.
鹅 Goose.
喔 喔 嘿 嘿 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
不 不 No! No!
有张照片 There was a photograph.
上面有格蕾泰尔和希特勒 Of Gretel and Hitler.
她是个纳粹分子 She was a Nazi.
还有谁知道这事? 除了我以外没有别人 - Who else knows about this? - No one but me.
挺好玩的 再来一轮 Fun. Another round.
不 不 No. No. No! No!
嘿 Hey.
意大利粉 Spaghetti.
-肉丸子 -不 - Meatball. - No.
不 不 No, no, no!
她是个联邦调查局的特工 She was an FBI agent.
她是…她的名字叫米莉 She's... her name's Millie.
米莉莫里斯 Millie Morris.
《糖果屋历险记》 你听过这故事吗? Hansel and Gretel... Do you know that story?
有两个德国小孩 金头发蓝眼睛 Two German children... Blond-haired, blue-eyed...
在林子里找到一个 住在那里的有钱老巫婆 Find this rich old witch living in the woods.
然后他们… 孩子们声称巫婆想要生吞他们 The... the kids claim that the witch wants to eat them alive.
要用他们良好的基督徒血液作食物 You know, use their good Christian blood for food.
于是这些德国孩子 把她推进了烤箱里 And so the German children push her into an oven,
看着她活活烧死 还偷走了她的财产 watch her burn alive, and steal her fortune.
这就是大团圆结局啦 And that's the happy ending.
我觉得... 那巫婆是个犹太人 I think... the witch was a Jew.
我觉得他们管她叫巫婆 不过… You know, I think they called her a witch, but...
不过他们其实说的是犹太人 but they really meant Jew.
这位年老的犹太女人 住在林子里 This old Jewish woman, living in the woods,
被流放城外 没对任何人做过坏事 banished from town, not doing anything to anyone.
而希特勒青年团却把她活活烧死 And then Hitler Youth just burned her alive.
对 Yeah.
童话故事可不是为我们而写的 Fairy tales aren't written for us,
但我们是命中注定要与恶魔战斗的 but we're the ones that are meant to fight the monsters.
你知道吗? You know?
我会给你写一个童话故事 I'll write you a fairy tale.
一个新的故事 A new one.
为你我而写 For you and me.
-喂? -在《弗里斯特头条》上看到我了吗? - Hello? You catch me on First with Frist?
《华盛顿邮报》说我是 The Post called me braver than
“比巴勒斯坦被劫机的波音747 航班上的空姐还要勇敢” a stewardess on a Palestinian-hijacked 747.
让她接电话 行吗 年轻人? Get her for me, would you, champ?
是为了什么事? What is this regarding?
什么? Uh, what?
我们控制了卡特、港口 Uh, we've got Carter, the ports,
-制裁 -我们会联系的 - the sanctions... - We'll be in touch.
如果有事要联系的话 If there's something to be in touch about.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
所有念送葬的祈祷文的各位 All those saying the Mourner's Kaddish,
请保持站立 我们将纪念逝者 please remain standing, as we honor those who have passed.
你也会听到的 You will hear it, too.
在你耳朵里的嗡嗡声 A ringing in your ears.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
我能不能也为他念? Can I say it for him, too?
为谁? For who?
不行 我做不到 No, I can't do this.
-我做不到 -不 - Uh... No. - I can't do this.
不 明迪姐 No, Mindyleh.
约拿? Jonah.
什么?约拿! Jonah!
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